This Transformers toy has balls. That is all.
Just as Saturn devoured his children, the Michael Bay’s Transformers are consuming our memories of an innocent, gentler time when the Decepticons ogled robot pin-ups. https://jalopnik.com/10-demented-moments-from-the-original-transformers-cart-5817708 To wit, Racer-Kun, a heroic Autobot from Playskool’s 1986 Japanese “My First Transformers” line, has taken a retroactive cue (or two!) from Devastator, the swinging star of Revenge of…
