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Come on, we've got a hard R new Conan film coming out with plenty of red band footage online. Did you think I…
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There will come a day in the future where humanity wises up and realizes the brilliance of Sir Michael Bay. I only…
It's fun to be a hater and dump on the lovers' holiday, but it's even more fun to take that chance and declare your…
Last week Annalee told me that io9 was going to devote a week to "Disasters", and wondered if I'd like to do…
Well friends, let's do it to it, shall we? ON TO DISASTER!!! As always click to enlarge.
Welcome Children to the weekly (when I get to it) spooky recap of this week in io9. Enter if you have the guts to…
People complained that we left Simon Tam out of our 1980s-style Firefly opening credits. You failed to realize: That…
Joss Whedon's Firefly was awesome, but its title sequence really didn't sell the show. What Firefly really needed…
Happy Easter all. Thought I'd take the short holiday to bring you all brand new fresh disaster!!! Maybe I put my all…
When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines…
Or, at least, it is when they interview moi for a pleasant fluff piece about fan-created trailers. Annalee can have…
Well hello there everyone. The minion is doing well and she gave me a little break from fatherhood to bring you all…
Hello friends. Over the past few months I've been telling you what was a disaster, now the time has come for you to…
So, I had done a couple of Disasters for you when I woke up Saturday morning to an apartment with no power. So I got…
Hello all. I'm sorry I haven't been getting this to you as often, but please enjoy today's Disaster.
Boy, you guys really really like Summer Glau. River more Bad-ass than Brock Sampson?! IT'S A DISASTER!!!
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Hello all. It's been a while. After traveling, family visits, technical difficulties, and paid work I am finally…
OHHHHH, it's spelled Bentl-E-y!!! Well now I know. I want to thank all of you for your many compliments on my 2012…
Well it's a holiday weekend and in an effort to work less on this week's column I probably ended up doing more…