The Most Erotic Rendition Of The Spider-Man Theme Ever Performed
Meet Stan The Man Griffin, scifi author and fedora aficionado. He wrote “Spider-Dance Spider-Man Theme Song,” a smooooth remix of Peter Parker’s angsty existence. With lyrics like “You hear something from above / He has spider-blood,” this song = insta-sex. First off, it’s worth mentioning that Stan The Man Griffin has a book coming out,…