Fox News Doesn't Just Want to Be For the Olds Anymore
As Fox News’ primary viewership continues to kick the bucket, rapturously transported to their makers by the sonorous…
Sexually Active Old People Seem to Be Smarter
Fucking is good. What else can you say? We’re a species that gets to actually enjoy sexual activity. It makes babies.…
The Last Person Born in the 19th Century Died and So Will You
Humans start getting ready to die as soon as they are born. But for some, that process takes a whole lot longer than it…
This Website Shows You What You Might Look Like in 20(-ish) Years
As (presumably) living, breathing humans, we can't not spend exorbitant amounts of time wondering about the future.…
This 100-Year-Old Celebrated Her Birthday By Stunt Flying Upside Down
As if living to be a centenarian isn't badass enough, a 100-year-old woman from Suffolk, England celebrated her birthday
Aging Veterans Are Using Oculus Rift To Fly War Planes Again
Flying days don't have to be over for elderly vets. Thanks to Reddit user Jwsimmons, who's been visiting assisted…
What Emily Post Can't Teach Us About 'Netiquette'
True story: When I was in middle school, my mother sat my brother and me down at the dining room table to give us…
Malfunctioning Cake Ruins Party and Spews Liquor All Over Oil Tycoons (Updated: Fake)
Sea-raping mega-oil firm Shell has a new rig to launch, and like any enormous company, it decided to celebrate with a…
Parents Can Have Text Message Slang Too!
In the New Yorker this week, William Sorensen delves into the strange and amusing world of parental texting. Highlights…
A Man Who's Never Used a Computer in His Life Tries Internet Explorer
Jennifer Boriss, a Firefox dev, went to the mall seeking test subjects to help improve the browser. She expected to…
Watch the Elderly Struggle to Use a Mac
Making fun of old people using tech is like shooting old people in a barrel, so let's not ridicule. Instead, let's…
What Happens When a Grandpa Thinks Twitter Is Google
Apparently, someone has told his 81-year old father that you use Twitter to search things on Google. The result? A…
0 to 100 iPad App Beautifully Gives You the Faces, Advice and Stories of People at Each Stage of Life
0 to 100 is an iPad app filled with the faces of complete strangers. Why should you care? Because all those people…
This What Happens When Your Grandparents Discover Photo Booth on Your MacBook
If this isn't proof that your grandparents can be just as big, if not bigger, of a jackass than you, I don't know what…
Back in 1994, People Had No Idea What the Internet Was
1994! Doesn't seem that long ago, right? But for Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric, it's been a very long time. This…
Outlet Eject Buttons: For the Sake of Old People Everywhere
Does your old person have trouble unplugging power cords from their sockets? Fear not! This award winning student…
Confused Old Driver Follows GPS Directions Into Old Church
Old people and technology don't always get along. Like the retired British couple who were driving in Germany last week…
Andy Rooney Hates Gadgets, Cars, and Gadgets in Cars
Andy Rooney, proprietor of all things that aren't fun and hater of all things that are, went on a 60 Minutes rant…
Buddy Radio Lets Your Grandma Broadcast Her Feelings to Twitter and Facebook
How does Grandma stay connected to you? Buddy Radio hopes to help the elderly by giving them an old school gadget—a…
Old Person Hovercrafts Are the Wave of the Future
Here's something we can all get behind: levitating chairs for the elderly that scoot around like bumper cars. There is…