Jeff Neumann

8/10/11

Nightmarish JetBlue flight overcome with bodily fluids

We've all been on some pretty bad flights. But a JetBlue flight from Oregon to JFK yesterday, well, ew.

8/10/11

When Making It Rain Goes Wrong

A 43-year-old dentist from the Chicago area, William Anthony Howe is recovering in the hospital after he crashed…

8/7/11

Maintenance Worker Gets Sucked Into Airplane Engine

7/11/11

News of the World Reporters Probably Tried to Hack 9/11 Victims' Phones, Too

And now for some news that probably won't shock you: According to a report in the Daily Mirror today, reporters from…

6/21/11

Now You Can Own the Taliban Chess Set

It's too late for Father's Day, but surely you can find a reason to give someone the Taliban chess set, from…

6/14/11

Fanny Pack-Wearing Terrorist Ignites Montana Shoot Out

A 47-year-old man named David Burgert is the focus of a federal manhunt in Montana after he initiated a gunfight…

6/6/11

NY Lawmakers Want Teen Sexting Reeducation Program

Some lawmakers in New York have finally decided that prosecuting teens under child pornography laws for sexting is…

6/3/11

Unabomber Collectibles Sell for $190K

The Unabomber auction has ended, and over $190,000 was raised for his victims. The hottest item was a collection of…

5/27/11

Feds Raid 'Suicide Kit' Lady's Suicide Lair

Selling plastic bags on the internet just might earn you a visit from the FBI. That's what happened on Wednesday to…

5/25/11

The Best Deals Still Available from the Unabomber Auction

If you're anything like we are, you sit around in your free time and ask yourself, "Hmm, what's going on with the Una…

5/17/11

If the Cops Come Knocking, Don't Flush

The Supreme Court yesterday took issue with the Fourth Amendment, the right of Americans to be secure "against…

5/16/11

Supermarket Killer Asked for a Huge Knife Before Beheading

Deyan Deyanov, the Bulgarian man who attacked and beheaded a British woman on Tenerife last week for no apparent…

5/13/11

Unabomber's Manifesto, Sunglasses on Auction Block

Last year, a Montana real estate agent was offering "Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski's "very secluded" 1.4 acre Montana spre…

4/25/11

NYC Libraries Still Cool with Internet Porn

Did you know that New York's public libraries have basically turned into jack shacks for old men and teens? It's…

4/22/11

Pope to Phone Space Next Month

Internationally-recognized celestial being Pope Benedict XVI will holler at space next month, when he calls a pair…

4/11/11

It's Never Been Easier to Drive Drunk in D.C.

High-level bungling and a lack of proper funding has left the nation's capital without a functioning breath test…

4/3/11

Test Tube Cows Produce 'Human-Like Milk'

Researchers at China Agricultural University have done something truly disgusting: They've introduced human genes…

4/1/11

Studly Vladimir Putin Not Afraid to Drive Girly Car

Russia's manliest man, prime minister Vladimir Putin today test drove New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov's ugly…

3/20/11

Casey the Bully Punisher Speaks Out

When 15-year-old Casey Heynes finally snapped and fought back against his tormenter at school, a cell phone video…

3/5/11

Berlusconi Will Graciously Attend His Own Trials

Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi is going to make himself available to the court every Monday — and even some Saturdays!…

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