Please Do Not Eat the 25-Year-Old Can of Expired Spider-Man Pasta, It Will Not Give You Radioactive Powers
Spider-Can, Spider-Can, full of moldy pasta-shaped-man… I know we’re all going through a lot right now, given the state of Current Events. We’re stuck at home, trying to find things to do [Editor’s Note: io9 has some great suggestions to that end! – Jill P.], trying to find things to eat as grocery shopping becomes…