I Don’t Want Any Of These People Under Me Any More
Did you ever have an infestation you just can’t get rid of? Bedbugs, maybe? Or ants? Pubic lice? You spray and you clean and you put down traps, but you just can’t get rid of it. That’s how I feel about the humans who have been living inside of me. They’re annoying, but hard to…
Under The Dome Recap: Even A Dome Needs An Outlet Sometimes
What is Under The Dome, the TV show, about? I wonder this a lot. On the one hand, there’s the ongoing political storyline about who’s going to run the town of Chester’s Mill. And then there’s the mystical storyline involving dayglo eggs, resurrections, prophetic paintings, etc. Where do these storylines intersect? Spoilers ahead… Obviously, one…
The Dome Defends Itself Against Its Critics
You’ve heard a lot of people saying a lot of mean things about me lately. Like in last night’s episode, that Sam guy said that I cause “nothing but pain.” And Lyle accused me of being the prelude to the Rapture — when I don’t even listen to Blondie. So I’m here to set the…
There Are 2 Plagues Under The Dome: A Rain of Acid Blood, And Microsoft
I’m going to tell you something I’ve never told anyone before: I was there during the pitch meetings for Under The Dome. The suits had a lot of concerns about whether this show could last more than one season without running out of story. But I managed to convince them that I had what it…
We’re Going All In On ‘Science Vs. Faith,’ Under The Dome
Because that never gets old. People love to see science and religion butt heads, it’s the main thing science fiction is for. Right? Spoilers ahead… So hey, it’s me again — the Dome. I don’t have too much to say about this week’s episode, because I didn’t get to do that much. Although this week’s…
The Dome Explains Why It Killed Someone To Prove That Killing Is Bad
Hey everybody, it’s me. The Dome. Did you miss me? I’ve been having a lot of self-image problems lately. Like I keep thinking I’d look cooler if I were geodesic. More Buckminstery, you know. Why can’t I have Pauly Shore under me? Anyway, this week I subjected Big Jim to A Christmas Carol, with magnets.…