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This $675 Dolce & Gabbana Hoodie and $425 Tee Are For the Most Die-Hard Jurassic Park Fans

As popcorn movies go, there’s not much to complain about with Steven Spielberg’s massive 1993 blockbuster, Jurassic Park—except when it came to all the crappy dino merchandise that flooded stores. But none of it was as questionable as these obscenely expensive Jurassic Park hoodies and tees Dolce & Gabbana is now selling. We get that…

io9 Andrew Liszewski Jun 5

Pre-Damaged Star Trek Redshirt Tee Saves You the Pain and Suffering

It’s a good idea to make sure your affairs are in order before beaming down to a mysterious new planet wearing a red Starfleet uniform, but what if you were wearing a pre-damaged uniform first? Maybe whatever aggressive alien race you were about to face would assume you’d already been phasered to death, and leave…

io9 Andrew Liszewski Sep 8

The Most Festive and Geeky T-Shirts of the Season

We all want cool new tees to wear for the holidays, so it’s a perfect time to give a beautiful and/or weird fashion statement to your favorite people. Here are are some of our favorites this season. Warning: Minor Doctor Who spoilers below… Gallifrey Falls No More — Just in time to celebrate the 50th…

io9 Annalee Newitz Nov 27

Make everybody’s chests more awesome with io9 t-shirts!

What’s the best possible item you can get for yourself, your friends and family, the geeky kid down the block, and your 8-legged sparkleflax from Venus? An io9 t-shirt of course! We’ve got four awesome designs to choose from, created by io9’s own Steph Fox and available only at 604Republic. Collect them all to celebrate…

io9 Annalee Newitz Dec 12

This tee is the ultimate tribute to redshirts

Nothing says “Bring Ensign Redshirt down to the planet with you” better than this macabre tee with its skull/Enterprise mashup design. I love that it looks like skater nerd wear. Also, you can wear it while reading John Scalzi’s new novel, Redshirts. This design comes from the fine folks who bring you Florida SuperCon, a…

io9 Annalee Newitz May 23

T-shirts that will help you execute your evil plan

Leave it to your future mind-controlled minions to wear their hearts on their sleeves. You can wear your evil plan on your chest with these alluringly weird tees from La Fraise. Most the tees at La Fraise are € 23. A little pricey, but can you really put a cash amount on the frog chicken?…

io9 Annalee Newitz Mar 24

30 geeky shirts that make perfect holiday gifts

Still wrestling with your holiday gift list? Well, everyone loves a t-shirt! So we’ve rounded up the geekiest, silliest, sexiest, stylish nerdware (and threw in a few sweaters for good measure) to make your gift-giving a bit easier. 80’s Films This shirt doubles as a parlor game as well. Next time you’re board at a…

Movies Meredith Woerner and Cyriaque Lamar Dec 14

Galactus loves rainbows, but Dr. Doom loves unicorns more

The weekend’s coming, and you’ll need some cool nerd duds if you’re going to look right. Allow me to suggest these tees from Mighty Fine, each showing the rainbows-and-unicorns side of our favorite superheroes and villains. I can’t decide whether I need the Galactus tee, complete with Pegasus, rainbows, and what looks like a crushed…

Books & Comics Annalee Newitz Nov 11

10-Barrel T-Shirt Gatling Gun Will Terrify You Into Staying Past the 3rd Quarter

Suddenly your school’s shirt bazooka doesn’t look so hot. California’s Bellarmine College Prepatory and NASA teamed up to create this t-shirt hurling behemoth, which launches three tees a second. WHO WANTS A SHIRT? YOU WANT ONE? GET SOME! GET SOME! The Canon, built by the school’s Team 254 Robotics, has a range of 150 yards,…

Tech News Sam Biddle Oct 28

RoboCop’s secret fourth directive is in fact related to unicorns

If you need a really awesome shirt that will impress pretty much everybody, then your search is over. For just $20, you could be the proud owner of this “RoboCop on a unicorn” tee. Designed by Olly Moss, this is a look for the ages. Pick up the tee via Go Ape Shirts

io9 Annalee Newitz Sep 9

Two Crucial Elements From The Periodic Table Of The Imagination

If you want to blend Periodic Table geekery with scifi references, then you need one of these element t-shirts from Busted Tees. Celebrate the amazing element Unobtanium, which we get by raping the Na’vi’s native moon. Or show everybody that you celebrate superpowered endoskeletons by wearing this fashionable Adamantium tee. Wolverine appreciates the support. Unobtainium…

io9 Annalee Newitz Feb 11

Three Lost T-Shirts Help You Rock Out And Mutate

UK designers WakeUpTimeToDie have made three new Lost-themed tees available in their online shop. You can get a Dharma Initiative tee anywhere – what about a Drive Shaft tee? Or Mittelos Bioscience? Classic. You can pick these tees up at WakeUpTimeToDie – £18.00 each. Special 10% discount for io9 readers! Enter this code at checkout:…

Television Annalee Newitz Jan 28

Mechanical Octopus and Military Industrial Unicorn At Your Service

Show your devotion to robo-beasts of parallel Earth with two new tees from Threadless. Here we have the awesome Mechanical Octo, by io9 pal Kiriko Moth. And we also have a startlingly badass unicorn. Who wouldn’t want a unicorn with a knife horn and rocket launchers? That’s pretty much my goal in life. You can…

io9 Annalee Newitz Jan 19

Apparently Making Bacon Bits Is Just Like Playing Space Invaders

We’ve all underestimated the power of the recent bacon movement. Hop on this meme while it’s still hot (and crispy-smokey-delicious) with this $10 shirt from woot!. And here we always thought bacon bits were made of soy. [shirt.woot! via geekologie]

Tech News Mark Wilson Jun 22

The Gaming Revolution Sparks Very Non-Revolting T-Shirt

“The Gaming Revolution” shirt foretells the day when the proletariat will rise up and seize control of the government using advanced military skills developed through endless hours of Call of Duty. [Threadless Thanks Paul!]

Tech News Mark Wilson Apr 14

A Realistic Look at the Truth Behind Super Mario Bros.

The true nature of our warrior plumbers and the mushroom people they destroyed is revealed in this amazing tee from Dr. McNinja. More truth-telling tees await you below. You can’t get more realistic than this tee that proclaims, Terry Bisson style, “I am made of meat!” You can find it, and proclaim your true biological…

io9 Annalee Newitz Apr 10

Here’s a Camera Phone T-Shirt, No Need to Thank Us

If you’ve enjoyed the repetition of Flight of the Conchords‘ camera phone joke, you may also enjoy this $15 t-shirt that’s either a clever allusion or a blatant rip-off. [snorgtees via Fashionably Geek]

Tech News Mark Wilson Apr 8

Pac-Man Calls the Ghostbusters, Again

Two weeks ago, we spotted a t-shirt in which Pac-Man decided to use Ghostbusters technology to spook those ghosts once and for all. Today, he does it again. https://gizmodo.com/pac-man-aint-afraid-of-no-ghosts-5165712 Available at Busted Tees for $17, Ghost Catcher explores the lengths that a gluttonous and brutal carnivore will go to for a snack of psychokinetic energy.…

Movies Mark Wilson Mar 19

Death Star Disco, Dark Side Inferno

Who likes to party? The Dark Side likes to party. Pick up this Death Star Disco tee for $25, the perfect accoutrement for your custom tailored Vader-style leisure suit. [redbubble via Fashionably Geek]

Tech News Mark Wilson Feb 18

The T-Shirts Every Nerd Needs This Holiday

Want to get dressed up nerd-style this holiday, or help a nerd get stylish? Consider picking up a nice top from our gallery of fourteen brilliant scifi-themed tees. Of course no gallery of scifi-themed shirts could ever be exhaustive, but we’ve got a nice selection here of whimsical, artistic, and referencey. And of course, don’t…

io9 Annalee Newitz Dec 15

tees

This $675 Dolce & Gabbana Hoodie and $425 Tee Are For the Most Die-Hard Jurassic Park Fans

Pre-Damaged Star Trek Redshirt Tee Saves You the Pain and Suffering

The Most Festive and Geeky T-Shirts of the Season

Make everybody’s chests more awesome with io9 t-shirts!

This tee is the ultimate tribute to redshirts

T-shirts that will help you execute your evil plan

30 geeky shirts that make perfect holiday gifts

Galactus loves rainbows, but Dr. Doom loves unicorns more

10-Barrel T-Shirt Gatling Gun Will Terrify You Into Staying Past the 3rd Quarter

RoboCop’s secret fourth directive is in fact related to unicorns

Two Crucial Elements From The Periodic Table Of The Imagination

Three Lost T-Shirts Help You Rock Out And Mutate

Mechanical Octopus and Military Industrial Unicorn At Your Service

Apparently Making Bacon Bits Is Just Like Playing Space Invaders

The Gaming Revolution Sparks Very Non-Revolting T-Shirt

A Realistic Look at the Truth Behind Super Mario Bros.

Here’s a Camera Phone T-Shirt, No Need to Thank Us

Pac-Man Calls the Ghostbusters, Again

Death Star Disco, Dark Side Inferno

The T-Shirts Every Nerd Needs This Holiday

The Nazis’ Most Notoriously Complex Cryptographic Machine Is Now Available Online

‘Good Omens’ Season 3 Is Still Just One Episode, Despite Being Called That

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