17-Year-Old Speed-Texting Champion Does it Drrrty (UPDATED)
17-year-old Justin Bieber look-alike Austin Wierschke, of Rhinelander, Wisconsin (and a native of the United Kingdom?), is $50,000 richer today—thanks to his speedy-quick thumbs and unfailingly accurate dexterity. He’s a two-time prize-winning SMS champion, ladies and gents, the fastest in our great nation. A noble talent undeniably deserving of large piles of cash. The eight-round…
