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Men, you know what it’s like to slink out of Wal-Mart with a fistful of plastic bags containing “feminine hygiene” products for your significant other. With these Asian brass knuckles, you can reclaim at least some of your dignity. This gut-busting, jaw-breaking weapon has two hooks for your plastic bag and engraved characters that scream…
Ohio’s 2004 presidential election is one many won’t forget. Democrat John Kerry was the leader and exit polls pegged him as the winner. Defying explanation, a last-minute shift in votes favored Republican George W. Bush and propelled him to victory. New filings in the King Lincoln Bronzeville v. Blackwell case sheds some light on how…
Newspapers! They’ve finally found their purpose in our digital age! And it’s to be…building bricks for retail kiosks. 1,800 issues of the New York Times will clad this kiosk located in Grand Central Terminal in New York City. The kiosk was designed by Aesop, a skin-care company, and I’m guessing the sight of raggedly grey…
15 Photos Painted by Hand https://gizmodo.com/15-photos-painted-by-hand-5824833 What happens when you take a photo, rip away its color and fill in the chromatic gaps with paint (or Photoshop)? You can create vintage-style, hand-colored photos. More » Finis Swimsense Performance Monitor: Watch Out Michael Phelps https://gizmodo.com/finis-swimsense-performance-monitor-watch-out-michael-5824870 It is miserably hot outside. Swimming makes it seem less miserable. But…
Hey look! Is that an iPhone you’re holding? No, no, of course not. Nothing this fat could ever be an Apple product, or even pretend to be one. But it is really cool. Literally. This fake white iPhone 4 is an air cooler by M.I.C. Gadget. Underneath its massive, easily pierced veneer is a fan…
Goddamn swear words never looked more beautiful than in this typography clusterfuck. Check this shit out, you cockfaces! They make excellent cellphone backgrounds. You can get more at [Beautiful Swear Words via Swissmiss]
We’ve heard of parents neglecting their kids while engaged in a rousing game of Dungeons & Dragons. And that’s awful. But this report from Sanxiang City News defies reason by suggesting parents are selling their children to fund their online gameplay. http://kotaku.com/278934/couple-addicted-to-dd-online-almost-starves-children The report claims a Chinese couple has sold all three of their children…
Kevin Slavin gave this fascinating talk at TED about the pervasive nature of computer algorithms in society and the financial markets. It just scratches the surface of what’s happening, but it’s a must watch if you have 15 minutes today. Like Kevin Slavin, years ago I had a long talk with a physicist who was…
You officially have a reason to watch ESPN on your Xbox 360 come this fall—ESPN 2.0 is pretty goddamn awesome. Watch multiple games in HD. Pause one while keeping the other going. Stats! So many stats. And oh lord, the mini-guide with live thumbs and scores. Confession: The only sport I give even the slightest…
Google Shopper has added two new features: you can see the latest offers local businesses put up in a list or map and keep track and redeem the ‘Google Offer’ deals you buy from the googs. More savings, less problems. [iTunes, Android Market via Google]
Fun fact: GPS technology has built-in limits based on speed and altitude. Basically, if a vehicle is moving faster than 1200mph or cruising higher than 60,000 feet, GPS shuts off. Why those numbers exactly? You can thank the commies. The CoCOM, or Coordinating Committee for Multilateral Export Controls, was established in the early years of…
Thinking that Banksy is cool has become so mainstream that it’s almost not cool anymore. But Banksy has never been more mysterious as his street art still magically manifests out of nowhere. And how many of his pieces have you seen? And where oh where can you even see them? This iPhone app tells you…
Researchers and confectioners alike have known for years about sugar’s finicky melting point, but have always attributed it to either impurities or their equipment. University of Illinois scientists, however, have discovered that the real reason is because sugar doesn’t melt, it decomposes. When a material, like say ice, melts, it does so at a consistent…
MacRumors is reporting that Apple is working on an ultra-thin 15-inch MacBook. They’re unsure whether it’s a version of the MacBook Air or a brand new MacBook Pro, but it’s supposed to be in the late stages of testing. An impossibly thin 15-inch laptop for Apple makes sense. Hell, it really shouldn’t even come as…
This American Life had an amazing story this past weekend about patent trolls. It was pegged to Intellectual Ventures, and various others who litigate rather than innovate. But the real patent trolls are being traded on the NYSE. As This American Life reports, from 2004 to 2009 patent infringement lawsuits rose 70 percent while licensing…
I’ve really started to hate Flash. It either slows down or breaks everything on my PC. So Mac users should be happy to hear that iSwifter, the app that lets iOS users play with Flash content, could soon be replacing Flash on their computers. Macs don’t ship with Flash pre-installed anymore, and iSwifter could step…
Hockey is probably not the safest of sports to play while sliding around a water-soaked mat on your knees, wearing nothing but a skimpy bathing suit for protection. But that doesn’t mean it might be a blast to try it that way! The Water Soaked Knee Hockey Rink pictured above is lined with 30 tiny…
Spotify is great—like having an angel pour delicious gravy into your ears with a golden baster. And now it’s finally in the US! Want an account? Yes—so we’re giving some away 100 of ’em to our beloved, faithful commenters. https://gizmodo.com/is-spotify-really-your-streaming-music-savior-5821267 The Goods 100 free (the ad-supported flavor) Spotify accounts. One could be yours! How to…
Accidents happen. Disasters strike. Emergencies confront us. You don’t know when these things could happen, so you should be prepared. And in addition to the normal supply of bandages, antiseptics and painkillers, we rounded up 7 tech-minded first aid solutions. Lifehammer Every car first aid kit should have a Lifehammer. Should you end up at…
For the 200 million people worldwide with lung disease, current artificial lungs aren’t much of a solution— they’re heavy, external and short-lived. A new respiratory system, however, could help patients breathe easier. Current artificial lungs can only use pure oxygen, and therefore require huge, heavy tanks of the stuff, due to their terrible gas exchange…
