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Fiber optics. It sounds fast (it is). But it also sounds expensive (it is). So expensive, it turns out, that Verizon has announced that it’s winding down expansion of its FiOS network. It will keep plugging away in markets that it has already announced—Philly, New York City, and D.C., chiefly—but it won’t be looking at…
“Alright men. Listen here and listen good. This landfill is one mean sumovabitch. And boy does it stink. Stinks bad. So we’re rolling out the heavy artillery: One-hundred stink-killin’, air-freshenin’ cannons. I love the smell of deodorant in the morning.” Alternatively: Look at your stick of deodorant, now back to this deodorant cannon, now back…
MediaPost reports that Apple’s next next big thing, after iPads invade the world next weekend, will be iAd, a mobile advertising platform to be debuted April 7. Coffee dates and patent suits aside, this could be the true Apple-Google battleground. https://gizmodo.com/steve-jobs-and-eric-schmidt-spotted-together-again-pho-5503004 Of course, if you’ve been reading the tea leaves, Apple’s move into mobile advertising…
Anyone who reads Giz with any sort of regularity knows that we don’t try to hide our affinity for toys. But for some brainiacs, toys like the Etch-a-Sketch aren’t just diversions, they’re launching pads for important scientific discoveries. Scientific American rounds up 4 instances in which tiny toys led to some big answers, including the…
Swedish startup Nocturnal Vision thinks their new dung beetle inspired algorithm can be integrated into cellphone cameras to allow people to capture high-quality video in low-light environments. They’ve already got Toyota investing in the algorithm for automobile night vision systems. The algorithm is by no means completely perfect. It sucks up so much processing power…
Mike Davey wanted to build a real Turing machine, but unfortunately he could not find the infinitely long tape required for the project. His solution? Using 1000 feet of white 35mm film leader and a dry erase marker. Result? Brilliance. Davey’s description of the machine almost makes your head spin a tiny bit, but after…
Ruthless in its simplicity. Diabolical in its detail. And so, so much fun watching coworkers yell “COLLATE” for hours on end. [Reddit via Next Round]
The Sauter Formula Zero Solar Hybrid Megayacht is a 197-foot catamaran, with four diesel-electric counter-rotating propellers, rotational wingsails, and solar cell arrays. All that to enable it to cruise at 17 knots with zero carbon footprint. [Sauter via Born Rich]
In this week’s app roundup: Kingdoms, commanded! Space, explored! Digg, dugg! Journal entries, synced! Dr. Horrible, explained! Calories, counted! Trolololo, further ingrained into your consciousness! Water consumption, added to the list of things you feel guilty about! And more… If you’d like to view this gallery as a single page, click here. https://gizmodo.com/this-weeks-best-iphone-apps-5503251 We Rule:…
There are some things that occurred this week…notable things…notable things involving jet boats, bikini mini golf, lightsabers and sex game pranks. Hydro Thunder Returns With All-New Xbox Live Arcade Sequel I can’t wait to drive my jet boat through Chichen Itza. https://kotaku.com/hydro-thunder-returns-with-all-new-xbox-live-arcade-seq-5502892 The Time Is Right For A Lightsaber Video Game The time is also…
So, one thing that struck us in those leaked iPad App Store screens: The apps are markedly more expensive. This is not surprising, given the obvious. The iPad is bigger. Its apps, logically, are bigger and more complicated, possibly packed with more features. So they demand more money. But there’s a few things that we…
Oh, that pesky “explicit” category in the iTunes App Store! First it was there, then it was gone, and now it may be coming back again—for both iPhone and iPad apps. https://gizmodo.com/new-explicit-category-in-app-store-could-herald-retur-5479226 Based on this and this iTunes link, Mac Stories believes that Apple will be putting the “explicit” category back into the App store.…
Want to know what’s next from Apple? Looking for some advice from the man himself? Want to know what he really thinks of Eric Schmidt? Look no further: Now you can Ask El Jobso.
I thought Steve Jobs and Eric Schmidt looked a little tense during their meeting today, and body linguistics expert, Janine Driver, who used to be an officer for the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, agrees. Awkwardness: confirmed. https://gizmodo.com/steve-jobs-and-eric-schmidt-spotted-together-again-pho-5503004 Here’s a shot of the two men on stage, when they were friendly. And here are…
Can a three billion transistor GPU that eats power supplies for lunch find love and glory in the hearts of gamers? Enrico Fermi gained fame as a key player in the Manhattan Project, which gave the world nuclear fission and the first atomic bomb. Nvidia’s Fermi GPU architecture – now seeing the light of day…
Here’s an offer no girl can refuse: Show your boobs or the snake eats the baby bird! It works. Every single time. Or maybe not every time, but there are plenty of chickens. The sophistication level of Chatroulette is bottomless. https://gizmodo.com/play-the-chatroulette-bingo-now-and-win-win-hey-5501494
Some of the hard specs on Nvidia’s completely next-gen Fermi graphics cards have been out there, but this is what you can actually buy around April 12: The $500 GeForce GTX 480 and $350 GeForce GTX 470. https://gizmodo.com/nvidia-gf100-512-core-monster-graphics-card-previewed-5450970 Nvidia’s calling the GTX 480 the “fastest video card in the world” with 480 processing cores (ha)…
Well, hello! App Annie stumbled onto the “actual iPad feed for the app store” and has produced screenshots of the iPad App Store which are giving us a peek at some of the apps which will be available at launch. I don’t see some of my favorite apps in this line up, but an iPad-sized…
In today’s remainders: Apple hints at an LTE iPhone, augmented reality finds a new niche, Thomas Edison brings down the house, and Microsoft comes clean about its cryptic ads. Ye Olde LTE iPhone An Apple job posting for a Cellular Technology Software Manager got the hens-a-cluckin’ today in regards to Apple developing an LTE phone.…
We loved Nota, a piano learning app, on our iPhones. But we love the iPad version far more. Just look at how much better the iPad app looks when put right next to its iPhone counterpart: https://gizmodo.com/this-weeks-best-iphone-apps-5497767/ As mentioned, it’s not just about appearances when it comes to iPad apps and their iPhone counterparts. The…
