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If you enjoy the squishy clay-ness of Gumby and the brutal violence of Looney Tunes, you will enjoy the latest viral video for the 10-inch N310 (or NC310) netbook from Samsung. So what is the message being sent here? The N310 has a colorful exterior? Or is it that visitors to Samsung trade show booths…
Cursed by endless speculation that it would a “Google Killer,” Wolfram Alpha has been hit with some serious backlash as of late. Here are six reasons to ignore the naysayers: https://gizmodo.com/wolfram-alpha-and-google-tested-head-to-head-whoever-w-5240514 But first, a few things you need to know before you can start enjoying this thing. It’s been said plenty of times before, but…
In the war between Man and Machine, kittens are a toss up of allegiance. On one hand, kittens are organic lifeforms, presumably loyal to other organic lifeforms. On the other, kittens grow into cats. And for thousands of years, cats have refused to follow the human code. What I postulate is a future in which…
Not all Man/Machine battles are bloody. They can beat us in Chess. And they can beat us in math. But the drum machines and synths, they can’t beat us yet. Julia Dales, a 17 year old from Canada, won the wild card auditions and has a chance to compete in the World Beatbox Championships that…
Memorial Day Weekend bargain hunting has begun! Nicely configured dual core Gateway laptop for $400? Check. 1TB external drive for $75? Check. Free Team Fortress 2 playtime this weekend? Check! Computing and Peripherals: • 14″ Gateway T-6345U Dual Core Laptop with 2GB RAM, 250 GB HDD for $399.99, plus free shipping (normally $499). • 19″…
The Consumerist, now being related to Consumer Reports, managed to convince them to test the Snuggie. They’re the same people we visited last year to see how their methodical test procedures work. https://gizmodo.com/inside-consumer-reports-electronics-testing-lab-5078323 The conclusion? Essentially the same as ours—as in, the Snuggie is lousy and nobody should buy it. Hit up the link to…
I’ve got to give this Q-Sound headphone concept from Shepeleff Stephen top marks for its design. Not only does it look great, it is also innovative in its use of solar technology. After all, it makes sense to power Bluetooth headphones with a small solar panel stretched across the headband—an area that could be easily…
For this week’s Photoshop Contest, I want you to take iconic, historic or famous photos and insert gadgets into them where they clearly don’t belong. You can find a lot of good source images here, but please don’t use the more gory or NSFW ones. I won’t include them in the gallery, so don’t waste…
Sony Ericsson has just patented a system that allows a phone or PMP to choose music for you to listen to based on your facial expression. My, how unnecessarily complicated and impractical! Just look at how the patent, entitled “Generating music playlist based on facial expression,” says the system would work: “FIG. 8 [shown above]…
11-year-old Mitchell Anderson had just finished practicing in the batting cage and was gathering balls in his helmet. Unfortunately for him, there was one ball left still rattling around in the machine. The ball shot out at 70MPH, striking Anderson in the skull. He wasn’t knocked completely unconscious and was surprised to discover his head…
Gene Munster, an Apple analyst, says that Apple’s likely to release a 7 to 10-inch touchscreen tablet some time in the early half of 2010. Usually analysts’ predictions are sketchy, but Munster’s is slightly less so. Munster says he spoke to “component contacts” in Asia, analyzed patents, looked at comments from Tim Cook (and probably…
Windows Vista SP2, which was released to manufacturing about a moon ago is finally getting pushed to Windows Update “in the coming weeks.” [Microsoft Update via ZDNet] https://gizmodo.com/vista-sp2-coming-soon-5232506
A hapless human basks in the glow of the ReGen HUMAN INCINERATOR 3000 skin treatment system, which is said to “rejuvenate” skin using high-intensity blue and red LED lights. More at [io9] https://gizmodo.com/beauty-rays-bombard-a-womans-face-while-her-mind-recei-5262931
And with the announcement of one no-name PMP, the entire Apple empire will fall. Fanboys, remove the iDevices from your pockets. Toss them on the floor. And stomp down hard. The Newsmy XO is a 5mm-thin aluminum PMP with a 1.5-inch OLED display. It can play 2-4GB of AVI, MP3, WMA, APE, and FLAC with…
These Cmd+Z Mac pillows are the most functional geek pillows we’ve seen—you know, if they actually did take back all the horrible things you did last night so you could do them all over again. [Etsy via Cult of Mac] https://gizmodo.com/os-x-throw-pillows-available-now-to-dork-up-the-place-5131394
Ever wondered what a clown wears on his penis when he wants to practice safe sex with the bearded lady? A Wacky Rubber, that’s what. Yes, Wacky Rubbers! Nothing instills confidence in the ability of a condom to prevent pregnancy and STDs like having a face painted on it and lights built into it. Not…
Imagine a world in which all candy is free and you can eat as much as you want. Now stop imagining, because that place is the All Candy Expo. And I visited earlier this week. What’s candy have to do with gadgets? From food science to Pez dispensers to the internet bacon phenomenon, mass produced…
The Palm Pre will cost $199 with contract or about $549 (from Sprint) without a contract. So why is BestBuy.com listing the phone itself for EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY FREAKING DOLLARS?? (Admittedly, that price is lower than the even crazier $1000 rumor we saw earlier.) Still, we’ll assume it’s a misprinted placeholder price and carry…
Along with its neato Moblin 2.0 netbook OS, Intel’s also laid in more detail out what the next generation of Atom looks like—Pineview integrates the CPU, GPU and memory controller onto one chip, making the platform cheaper and less power-hungry overall. https://gizmodo.com/id-actually-use-a-netbook-with-intels-moblin-2-0-os-5261664 As Ars’ Jon Stokes points out, this is new territory for Intel that…
Sony is said to be releasing their previously-spied 400-disc ES Series Blu-ray “Ultra Player” soon, meaning that even the most well-heeled home theater enthusiasts will have a big enough changer for their expansive movie collections. https://gizmodo.com/sonys-prototype-400-disc-blu-ray-mega-changer-spied-in-5045601 Of course, somewhere between three and five people on the face of the planet own anywhere near 400 Blu-ray…
