Boring but Important Stuff
“Buzz: Hello strange creatures, we come in peace Woody: *SMACK* That’s US you idiot. Andy must have left PhotoBooth running.”—synaesthetique So this may not be tech related, but it scared the shit out of me. 80% of U.S. families in 2006 did not buy or read a book. Wow I knew that we were reading…
Mahjong Tile Cell Strap
Mahjong is China’s national game in the same way that Mario is Japan’s. It’s also highly addictive, rendering many an old Chinatown resident incapable of thinking of much else. So if you’re one of them suckers who have lost a fuckload of money playing Mahjong, this cell strap is only $7 and is sure to…
Conan O’Brien Smashes Serena Williams in Wii Tennis
Conan O’Brien played Wii Sports Tennis with Real Tennis star Serena Williams and ran wild all over her. For all of the utter garbage that’s on YouTube, it’s clips like this that make it worthwhile. Was anyone else concerned that Conan was going to let go of the Wiimote and break something? – Nicholas Deleon…
David Blaine Pretends To Like LG Shine For Big Sacks of Money
David Blaine will whore himself out for the LG Shine as its official spokesman. He’s even going to mingle with the common people of London (groundlings, I think they’re called) at a performance at Cirque on Feb. 7 to celebrate its British launch. https://gizmodo.com/gizmodo-gallery-hands-on-with-the-lg-shine-227025 Say what you will about Blaine’s antics (that, among other things,…