It's not easy being Chuck Grassley. First, some jerk makes fun of your inability to spell on Twitter. Then, you continue to use Twitter without learning how to use a keyboard. Then you're hacked. But will an iPhone change everything?

No, no it won't, Senator Chuck Grassley has revealed in a hot new tweet. He might have 21st century technology, but he's still the same old school incoherent rascal we've known. I think it's safe to interpret "h v" as have, unless he meant "harvest," perhaps a reference to a recent Iowa corn event. We can all look forward to many more tweets from Chuck now that he's mobile—and what thrills will autocorrect bring us? Will he use emoji? Will he buy glasses? Is it an iPhone 5? Will someone please help Chuck Grassley use Twitter? [Chuck Grassley Internet Twitter Headquarters]