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Teddy Roosevelt murdering Sasquatch and FDR’s mecha: the most insane presidential portraits you’ve ever seen

By Cyriaque Lamar Published August 15, 2011, 9:45 pm ET

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Artist Jason Heuser is on a quest to commemorate those great moments in presidential history that never happened, like Old Hickory’s defeat of an extraterrestrial army and Teddy the Trust-Buster busting up some Bigfoots. Heuser is selling prints of these pieces on Etsy. These fine portraits truly deserve a hallowed corner in the Hall of Inaccurate Presidents.

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