2. Mention that you are in some type of “HODL” gang, team, or squad.

3. Remind listeners that you have a kinship with Satoshi Nakamoto.

4. Present your song as a “parody” to offer plausible deniability about your involvement in a terrible video.

5. Name drop, or feature, John McAfee whenever possible.

Good luck, and may Satoshi have mercy on your blockchain soul.