OK, so that headline was a bit rough, but it’s true! Four men from Birmingham, England robbed about $139,852.50 from a bank in Newport, south Wales. Nosy shoppers shot the team with their cameraphones as they loaded up their booty and hauled away. Luckily, they got enough footage to put the entire behind bars, where they might be able to carve a beautiful cellphone out of a bar of soap.