The Internet Has Us Very Worried About Dads

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Image: Getty/Google

Google’s search predictions have us very concerned for dads. The company says it makes its search predictions based on “the terms you’re typing” and “what other people are searching for.” Google also considers your previous search history, but even in incognito mode (which would eliminate that variable) we can clearly see our nation of dads need some serious help.

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Yikes.

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C’mon.

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Not great.

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Really not great.

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Seriously!?

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Hmmm...

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Grow up!

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RIP.

And for the love of god, moms, putting curses on your kids.

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Eve Peyser was the night editor at Gizmodo.

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DISCUSSION

I’m guessing most of your readers are little rubber people who don’t shave yet so I’ll fill in as the resident dad.

I have 3 children, I drink too much, I’ve never done drugs but I’ve killed several if not a lot of people (all sanctioned by my Government). My ex wife definetly put a curse on me, I don’t know if any of my kids are gay but I’m certain they’d trust me enough to tell me if they were. The only person I’ve sexually abused is myself and since I have a functioning brain and 3 daughters I voted for Hillary.