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The Little Asshole Is My Least Favorite Monster

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I can stand the Grumblenug stealing my dreams, the Murmalow eating some cats or the Shreekler biting my toes. But that Little Asshole and his knotting of headphone cords is the worse.


Who is your most hated monster in this age of electronics? I particularly hate Suckeeyum, the one who hides in my pocket to inexplicably suck all my phone power when it was at 100% just one hour ago. [Poorly Drawn Lines]

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The RIEMM, a highly feared monster, whose name stands for Random Indecipherable Error Message Monster.

He started as a creation of Microsoft, who thought they could control him, but he broke out of his cage.