The sad reality of a Ninja Turtle pizza party

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As glamorous as a pizza smorgasbord with four genetically altered specimens of the order Testudines sounds, the reality is far less appetizing. Pepperoni just doesn't taste the same when you're knee-deep in human waste. [FFFFOUND via Super Punch]

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My name is Nelson, I like to dance!

This is far closer to reality.