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Ever thought that John Williams’ classic Star Wars theme music needed a disco beat and lyrics to be appreciated properly? And, if possible, that those lyrics be sung in Japanese? Rejoice; your day has come.



Behold the genius of Masato Shimon:



AltJapan has, thankfully, provided a partial translation of the lyrics of the song:

Far, far away, beyond the galaxy

The flames of justice light the night sky

To protect the peace in space, you’ve got to defeat Darth Vader

Laser beams, spitting red fire

Swing your lightsaber

Space is in trouble! Now’s your chance!

If “Space is in trouble! Now’s your chance!” doesn’t become the motto of 2009, I feel as if we’ve all failed, in our own way.

[YouTube] (Thanks, Bonnie!)

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