Happy Independence Day! Before doing your constitutionally mandated duty of blowing things up—or watching things get blown up by professionals, if you live in a boring state—make sure you’re caught up on these finer points of fireworks safety.
https://jalopnik.com/the-fireworks-laws-of-every-state-5578637
Thank you Back of the Class! You have reaffirmed my love of America and mayhem. [YouTube via The Daily What]
