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This Is What I'm About To Eat For Lunch

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Will I survive?


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Mahoney, without further information, how am I supposed to judge the probability of your survival?

For starters, where did you get this? Who gave it to you? If it came from the trunk of a car, my internal 8 Ball says 'outcome not good'.