This is for the folks out there who have ripped their music collection but can't bear to throw their vinyl out. Like me. Fit a battery in this Swarovski-studded VW Camper Van, place its needle on the record, watch it race round the grooves, and think, "Jeez, the sound quality on this is abysmal". Well, what do you expect? Two other reasons why I won't be buying it: It costs $487 and it only plays 33RPM. Looks like my Chicago House 12"s will carry on gathering dust.
And if you thought they sounded bad when you played them with THIS contraption, just wait till you try to play the record AFTERWARD!
I don't think I want a VW Microbus driving all over my damn vinyl!
I'm going back to my wax cylinders, a straight pin and paper cup, thank you.
(Mary had a little lamb...it's fleece was white as snow...)
By the way, we were given this technology in 1987 by the Red Lectroids in an effort by them to contact Buckaroo Banzai with an important message.
(Look it up)