Our first contender for Stupid Invention of the Week:
A Quebec company is producing a cigarette it claims does not stain teeth, has less of an odour than regular brands and contains beneficial ingredients like vitamin C. Called the "VitaCig," it was invented by non-smoker Roger Ouellette for his wife, who has smoked a pack of cigarettes every day since the age of 14. "We give you all the vitamins you lose, plus some vitamins to help you," he told CTV News.
Sure, you'll still get cancer, but at least you won't die of scurvy!
Canadian creates cigarette with vitamin C [Sympatico/MSN, thanks Monty!]