As you know from childhood, Mississippi time is the most accurate way to distinguish the passing of a second. Therefore, it is safe to assume that this clock is the greatest timepiece ever constructed by man.
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Amazingly enough, this marvel of modern engineering can be had for only $100 on Amazon. [Amazon via The Awesomer via Craziest Gadgets]