If you're still confused about how to get your comments onto Gizmodo, here's how:
1) Choose a post, click on it, and scroll to the bottom.
2) Click "New User? Here's what to do".
3) Fill in the comment, choose a username and password (the one you want to use for your eventual comment account), and hit submit.
4) Refresh the page to see if your comment shows up. If it hasn't within a day or two, repeat on a different post with a comment that's not boring, annoying, bad, or just plain obnoxious.
And for those of you who have an account but think you've been axed? You can either email us pleading your case as to why you should be let back in, or just sign up for a new account with the steps above.