Weener Kleener Soap Ring (SFW)

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I don't know what kind of world we live in where an inventor is coming up with a) new ways to shape bars of soap b) a device that increases the efficiency of me pulling on my weener for the sake of hygiene c) a package for said product with copywriting that displaces all my $.99 jokes.


I guess this is a whole lot kinder than the other gadget I can think of that could be used to clean my privates. (Dyson vac with hose attachment.)


I thought a Weener Cleaner could be something that cleans those who ween:


Or maybe it could be a hygenic aid for the citizens of Weener?


I think I would have called it a *Wiener* Cleaner, if you really wanted to convey the sausage angle.