What Computers Read to Their Kids, Dr. Seuss Style

I do not want 3 Megs of Ram!
I do not want them, Sam I am!

I want this shirt, it's 20 dollars,
I want the boys to gimme hollers.
It's four bucks more for a woman's fit,
But Sam, I don't really give a shit—
Cause when I wear it I'll be geeky cute,
Oh, Sam, I sure hope the boys will hoot!
I do not want 3 Megs of Ram!
I do not want them, Sam I am!

[T-Shirt Humor via Fashionably Geek]