Check out this exhaustive guide, covering how to behave if you're the first human to come in contact with an alien. Handy tips include: "First things first, hold the @!&#;$ still."
This incredibly handy guide is quite similar to the Time Traveler Essentials T-shirt by Dinosaur Comics, but appear to be made by a different person, someone named firstname.lastname@example.org. Luckily, the rules seem equally spot-on.
[via 3GN Media]