Someone, right now, is walking the streets of Highland Home, Alabama with a stolen Jaws of Life. Police there are basically waiting to see what happens next. What would you do with 'em?

Open up a keg like a can of tuna and sip from the lovely nectars within? Hilariously convert your friends' cars into convertibles? Open up those pesky gadget blister packs? Threaten your dog?

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Let's fill in the rest of the story for this Alabama thief. [AP]

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