When Anti-Theft Concept Devices Were More Brutal

In the digital age, anti-theft devices usually consist of some sort of location-based tracking service. The technology featured in this video brings us back to a simpler time, when thieves were stopped in the most physical way. Not only will this briefcase brutally crush the perp's fingers, but anyone within a 10 foot radius should watch out. [YouTube via Best Jewish Videos]

DISCUSSION

Maybe Ted worked this up in his early years before joining Police Squad. (skip to 4:00 or follow this link)