Remember the $1 million gold-plated vacuum with its own awful rap video? Of course you do. Gaudy loot like that isn’t easily forgotten.
https://gizmodo.com/this-million-dollar-vacuum-cleaner-has-its-own-totally-5923379
And apparently, it’s not easily sold, either.
“It’s perplexing to me, but as of now we’ve not sold a single vacuum,” creator of the Gold Vacuum, Justin Haver, is quoted as saying in a press release advertising the product’s up-for-grabs status. Not moving any inventory, the GoVacuum has announced that its fancy dust-suckers will be made available to those willing to shell out $1M…OBO (or best offer, in eBay and auction parlance).
There you have it, America. There. You. Have it.
I’ll throw down $100—who else wants to go in on one of the babies?