Why Is Nobody Buying Our $1 Million Vacuums, Wonders Company

PublishedAugust 1, 2012

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Remember the $1 million gold-plated vacuum with its own awful rap video? Of course you do. Gaudy loot like that isn't easily forgotten.

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And apparently, it's not easily sold, either.

"It's perplexing to me, but as of now we've not sold a single vacuum," creator of the Gold Vacuum, Justin Haver, is quoted as saying in a press release advertising the product's up-for-grabs status. Not moving any inventory, the GoVacuum has announced that its fancy dust-suckers will be made available to those willing to shell out $1M...OBO (or best offer, in eBay and auction parlance).

There you have it, America. There. You. Have it.

I'll throw down $100—who else wants to go in on one of the babies?