If you’re such a doofus that even the revised Wiimote safety harness isn’t enough to keep the controller from beaning your family, look at this: The Retractiable Wii Sports Cuff is a velcro wristband with a retractable line to attach the Wiimote to.
The best part is that it’s only $5.99, which is about as much as we’d expect to pay for something like this. Except we wouldn’t buy something like this, because we’re not freakin’ baboons that can’t hold onto the Wiimote.
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