Seriously, those green LED eyes would stare questioningly, deep into my soul while I tweak its switchable analog/digital nipples. It's modeled after the DualShock controller, and supports the PS3, PS2, and PCs. It looks bizarre, and I like it.
Someone needs to go back to Kanji class (possibly me :P)...
D-pad - Samurai
Top - 3
Right - Round, Yen
Left - Mouth
Bottom - Gentleman, Samurai
That's about the best I can do to translate those buttons. Maybe I'm missing something... #samuraiwarriorusbgamepadisfrea...