X-Ray X-Mas Tree Is X-tra Neat

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Nick Veasey is a mad scientist-photographer who x-rays everything that falls onto his hands, including a Boeing 777. He did a new series for these holidays: gifts and Christmas trees photographed with his giant x-ray machine. [Nick Veasey via Herald Sun]

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DISCUSSION

Jesus! I'm sick of you trying to force your Christian beliefs on me with this cool x-ray of a Christmas tree. Please remove all references to the following things from Gizmodo so I can practice my religion in peace:

coniferous trees

deciduous trees (especially when trimmed into a conical shape)

lights

boxes with paper on the outside

the letter "t"

anyone with long hair who wears sandals

sandals

santa

red clothing

snow

the north pole

any location where it might snow (anything north of Orlando or south of Ecuador)

mountains (as they often have snow on the top)

rain (rain is simply melted snow)

water (snow is simply frozen precipitation. precipitation has something to do with water)

ribbons

bows

gifts (especially charitable donations)

churches

mosques

synagogues

any buildings that could contain the previous three entries

any person who might practice a religion

any person who might not practice a religion

babies

stables

8 candles displayed together

the number 8

any multiple of the number 8

the numbers 1, 2, and 4 (they can be combined to make an 8)

all numbers (on second thought, lots of combinations make 8)

That will do for now.

Sincerely,

The Guy Who Wrote This Article: [gizmodo.com]