Cue Apple haters: "I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Mac"

How fitting :')

seems to hard to reach though, TP needs to be within easy reach when sitting on the toilet!

finally a literal application of the endearing term "Crapintosh"

Just wrong for so many reasons. Besides the fact it's too low and would cause mis-tears, it's better to use a PC case and have the CD drive be the dispenser. Make that mac into a fishtank or something.

Weak, they could do better then that.

Keep the TP dispenser then Mount an LCD a mini inside it and bolt it up on the wall...Et voila!
Bathroom time fun.

want to go even further, mount it on a swingarm for even more convenience.

@wjousts:
HAhahah! How predictable. If someone doesn't share your view on apple, just call em a hater!

Ok, maybe I'm just not up on my street slang here.

Doesn't "hater" mean jealous (cue the wikipedia junkies) or envious or being upset at someone for having something that you wish you had?

At least that is what I have always thought it meant. Maybe the definition has changed.

apple by the toilet = Too easy.

I don't see how this is different from normal use of a Mac.

Bit off too much Apple.

Better open some Windows.

Or you'll BeBoxed in.

Feel sorry for who's NeXT.

aw no fuckin way! our screen names have been restored to their original, uncapped forms!

maybe people will stop calling me NutBastard now...

@nutbastard: you sir are a true gift to gizmodo comments

@nutbastard:
All these bad puns are making feel flushed.

My Vista install disc coaster is better than this.

@Out2gtcha: I didn't say anything about my view on Apple. I was making a prediction of the comments that might follow, as you said, apple by the toilet is too easy.

@wjousts:
im gonna chime in and say some before anyone else can:

Looks like they missed the toilet by about a foot!

One you crap in, the other craps out!

Does that toilet run Crysis?

I think this my favorite Gizmodo post of all time

gives new meaning to pee-cee

meh, I upgraded to sea shells, so this is kinda useless

maybe some of the UFO apple mice from the legacy colored lineup could house them

I heard you can also play DOOM on it. The toilet I mean.

@discounteggroll:
So I'll see you at Taco Bell later then?

@wjousts:
Fair enough.

No contribution,
I really don't give a shit,
iConstipated.

Chili for breakfast
nutbastard diarrhea
iShitOrGetOffthePot!

@ANoel:
dude get off my coattails.

.... mybad...
delete "thePot"

=^ P

And we could think of turning a Windows PC into a toilet ;-)

Lest trun a Wondows Vista PC into a toilet ! ;-)

@uomolinux:
slow down there, butterfingers

@nutbastard:
"dude get off my coattails."
That reminds me of the last time I got dressed up for a formal dinner with clients.
Brand new snappy white linen shirt, silk tie, Zegna 3pc. suit, Chuck Taylor 1 Stars in brown suede and leather...
After cocktails I went to the crapper, shat down, grabbed a wad of paper and proceeded to wipe my ass with my shirt-tail... thanks!

@wjousts: i would buy a brand new mac for this purpose, hows that for hating?

@nutbastard: stunning =)

Adam, please do not use the phrase 'pee spray' in the future.

The correct term is Radial Urological Phenomena.

Thank you. That is all.

I prefer Quantum Fractal Urine Field Distortion Effect, otherwise known as i slept on it funny and it hasn't returned to it's original form... I swear i've pissed at angles in excess of 90 degrees... explain that shit, Steven Hawking.

Stephen says: trouser leg

@nutbastard:
Maybe you were just intoxicated, and tried using that new Price Pfister pfrism toilet,

Stephen adds... Gint of Puiness

the two units need to swapped around - then I'd like it - a perfect place to dump.

@Spyvie: no - swap them around and it would be better.

@Out2gtcha:
Yeah i like my prices to be pfisted. it gives me a wider range of options to dig around in, and i don't get stuck when i try to pull out on a purchase.

seriously, whats up with those guys? are they run by these guys?

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Turn it upside down. The TP needs to be closer, and not drag on the floor prz. Yes, I mop my bathroom floor every week, but it still gets dusty/dirty in between.

Well my Macs have been cleaning up MS sh!t for years, so it seems rather appropriate!

And any way, I hear the MS Home Toilet Server has some issues with paper fragging and getting a sh!tty stink on your hands when ever you touch it.

LMMacAO!!

@nutbastard: now that's funny!

I think they should have made that mac into a toilet instead of a toilet paper holder.

Now that shit would be funny.

do an alcove between the studs, partial in-wall install, with an aquarium in the screen.

@robinandtami: The toilet U see is in fact a Windows Vista machine, to late, sorry!

Hey look! Its a classic shit paper dispenser! Reminds me of my essay's in high school...

just imagine the difficulty trying to replace the toilet rolls, christ!

@forevergone:
NOT HALF AS DIFFICULT AS FINDING APPLE SOFTWARE THAT ISN'T BROKEN WHEN IT SHIPS. THE APPLE IIe WAS THE LAST MAC THAT WASN'T A TOILET WHERE SECOND RATE COLONS "CODERS" SQUEEZE OUT RUSHING TORRENTS OF VILE PILES OF SEMI-DIGESTED SCRIPT.