That's right, lick my space bar. Fondle my mouse.

My trackpoint is not impressive, but it gets the job done.

is that a mouse in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Awwwww, your manhood is cute as a button...

The anti-viagra = Crtl+Alt+Del

And how do you suppose you use this when you're surfing for porn?

That'd be a Guiness Book of Records Money-shot, Addy.
To me it looks more like that guy got run over by the Darwin truck that passes out brains and style...

don't anyone dare give the technical aspects about these, ehem, parts! this can only be a joke blog!
eg: this gives new meaning to the term hard drive!

a new definition of sticky keys for avid porn viewers...

Um... there's only one place I know of for the power adapter to plug into... >.o

Is it plug-and-play?

Qweerty

Nix the tech and I'd consider buying these pants. Nice cut and cool details in the stitching.

The keyboard and speakers kill it, though. Fail.

insert floppy here.

Nothing in the way of laundry instructions on the site, but I cant see these as wash and wear.

"Yes, it's bluetooth, and no, that's not the USB dongle...

...

Let go, please."

Brings a whole new meaning to "button mashing"...

Does anyone else think these look extremely uncomfortable. The inseam seems to ride a little high in the front and back.

The hilarity never stops with fart noises and bow-chica-wow-wows.

@DaOtter: best joke yet...
now, the only question in mind is, how the hell to you guys come across this stuff in the intertubes?

"does it plug on the back as well as in the front?"

wait till you see the joy stick add-on for gamers

@vinchbr: Thank you, and everyone knows the intertoobs are the source of all knowledge and learning, where you can know everything about anything (and this is the important bit) as long as it ISN'T USEFUL.

...and then you have to wash them...

And I just now noticed this, but it seems like a ton of stuff from vaporware-enthusiast site Yanko has been showing up. Granted, they are stupid and hilarious, but we really should stop thinking that they're actual items.

I SOOOOOO want a pair of these...just to see peoples reaction when you "plug them in" to your laptop...ROFL or a PS3 with an USB extension cable.

The thing that bothers me? Not that some nimrod designed this... but the haunting possibility that he got paid for it.

Guys can now log getting caught in their keyboard..

@Miranda Kali:
or blog ..sheesh, fail.
Well yeah, log too, I suppose.

If a girl were wearing these, it looks like the Enter key would be in about the right spot.

@DaOtter: true true
dammit, had a great joke, forgot...
lemme get back to work =D

Sorry honey, my hands are full. Would you mind typing out this letter for me?

Viewed from the back, it looks like he pooped his pants. Course, that may be this particular gentleman's lack of assitude. Besides, wouldn't it make a little more sense (position-wise) for the keyboard to be further down, say like mid-leg as opposed to the middle of crotch-town?

These are perfect for those times when you want it to look like you're fondling yourself, but really you are getting a lot of work done typing up TPS reports.

I think they look cool...from a design perspective...

** Scene: Indoors. Classroom. Our main character is taking notes on his keyboard pants. The cute blond that always wears the low-cut tops sits down next to him and smiles. He stops typing and smiles back. Although he is no longer typing the letter "k" is being repeated over and over and over again filling his computer screen. He notices this and shifts in his seat and the "typing" stops.

Well at least the back pockets of the denim are nicely stitched and have a cool "tech" streamlined look to it...

a+;
s+l
d+k
fg+hj
hj
hj
hj
oh
hj
hj
hj

@riqgeez: with these pants, I think floppies are all your gonna get....

@Jimbuck: these look like medium-rise pants... I'm more into low-rise, but am warming up to the medium-rise when I bought some Nudies a month ago (still wearing them, no wash yet!). The in-seam on these don't look too high, but it's hard to tell from the back with the keyboard covering up the apex.

Blog tag is "STUPID"

and well so is everything from Yanko.

Can I use my penis as a floppy drive?

Mine would include a joy stick for play.

I like how user Curves first concern was washing them. Its nice to see a woman that knows her role. *zing* =P

Unfortunately when Derek's swamp ass came in contact with the electrical components on his pants, they caught fire, bystanders saY he just kept screaming "CONTROL, ALT, DELETE!!"

No, officer, I wasn't touching myself! I swear, I was just trying to send my grandma an e-card with my crotch-board! You gotta believe me!

They could've at least have put the damned keys on the thighs instead of the groin.

@AJcorex: He was probably wearing a Manpon.

Unrealistic concept, very poor execution. I would never be caught dead wearing these even without the keyboard. And why would we need a keyboard in our pants? Can anyone say carpal tunnel?

Dot dot dot.
Hum. Darn. I guess all the sex jokes have been done already!

Zip drive located in the front-center of these for convenience :)

It's a JUMP to CONCLUSIONS mat!!!

who in the world would buy these?

Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, W-w-w-w-w... ahhhhh

@wwilsonxp: Very, very, very lonely men.

next will be pants with a wiimote between the legs

That feeeeeels GOOD!

UH...UHHH!!!

ALT+F4! ALT+F4!!!!!!

Hey Babe, how do you spell that... hear type that for me...

One could get all hot and bothered while typing messages on adult boards.

Just don't get any hair caught when you press those keys!

This is an abortion of style, functionality, and gadgets, all in one

yea... lets all use it. then we cal look like were touching ourselves every where we go.

Needs to be made into a FAIL poster.

lol inner tool. in your pants.

Dont HIT the space bar!!!

Well who needs kids now anyway.

Wow ok first off. Imagine typing then your like watching porn. You either type or watch so you gotta choose. I know some people would want a little bit of both haha. Second how the hell do you wash the pants?

Now, coming up to a girl and saying "Would you like to press my spacebar" could actually be harrasment. lol