Final Countdown for Large Hadron Collider Activation, Prepare Your Escape Pods

By Jesus Diaz Published June 11, 2008, 12:30 pm ET

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Worried about the Large Hadron Collider destroying the Solar System in a big ball of fire and Z particles? Then stop fracking whining about it and go to the LHC Countdown page. Just 26 days to the end of the world, folks. Time to start looting. [LHC Countdown]

https://gizmodo.com/cern-to-morons-large-hadron-collider-wont-destroy-eart-374066

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