If you're discrete enough, this iPad cutting board will convince your friends and dinner guests that you're absolutely flush with cash. Because instead of slicing cheeses, vegetables, and fruits on a traditional cutting board, you can afford to use an iPad for the task.

In reality, this $30 glass cutting board is just styled to look like an iPad, complete with a screen full of faux icons, an accompanying cheese knife, and even a case. Sure, it's mostly just a sight gag, but one that's actually far more useful in the kitchen than an obscene apron. [HomeWetBar via 7Gadgets]