Dear UPS, This Is Not How You Ship a Gadget

So I was on vacation last week, and came back to the usual mountain of 700+ emails and piles of junk from PR companies Katamaried all over my desk. There was also this.

What's in the box? A brand new Leap Motion, which, you know, not like it's full of delicate sensors that probably shouldn't get smashed around or anything. It's fine (I think), snuggled in its bubble wrap. But come on, guys, you can do better than this. Probably.

Update: Derp. Yeah, FedEx box, UPS label, and I don't know, actual service carried out by a horny dolphin? Sorry, FedEx. WTF, UPS?

Dear UPS, This Is Not How You Ship a Gadget