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    12/04/09

    In reply to Drink Cocktails Mixed By a Robot Based on Your Mario and Tetris Gameplay
    But how will people ask it to put more Jack than coke? Or less ice? Or c'mon can't you put more in there?
    -sorry I'm a bartender...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/04/09

    In reply to Drink Cocktails Mixed By a Robot Based on Your Mario and Tetris Gameplay
    I had enjoyed your posts until now, Miss Hannaford, but it's beginning to sound like you're a godless robosexual. That sort of behavior goes against the teachings of the Bible (King James Vers. 2.4.1), specifically, the Book of Troubleshooting 2:3/553^89
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    Image of Panzer23 Panzer23
    12/04/09

    In reply to Drink Cocktails Mixed By a Robot Based on Your Mario and Tetris Gameplay
    I bet the worse you do the stronger the drink it makes you. Its a slippery slope.
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    Image of Fossa Fossa
    12/04/09

    @Panzer23: Nonsense! Any real roboticist would want to reward skilled play with liver failure.
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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    12/03/09

    In reply to Optical Sensor-Laden Skin Gives Robots a Softer Touch
    Am I mistaken, or was this the same technology suggested in the Ghost in the Shell manga in the late 80s?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/02/09

    In reply to I'd Call This Phone Cute, But I'm Afraid That It'll Hurt Me
    Other than being Freakin Adorable, I can see no practical use for it.
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    Image of JTX JTX
    12/02/09

    @Curves: Sometimes being "Freakin Adorable" is all you need.

    I've managed to acquire three cats on that same basis. There really isn't any practical use for them...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/02/09

    @JTX: They can be good compnay, or entertainment and possibly even to catch mice. But, yes, I am a sucker too.
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    Image of Coolmodo Coolmodo
    12/02/09

    In reply to I'd Call This Phone Cute, But I'm Afraid That It'll Hurt Me
    This is a dream come true for many men.

    "Sorry babe, I wanted to call but I couldn't, the phone wouldn't let me get near it"
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/02/09

    In reply to I'd Call This Phone Cute, But I'm Afraid That It'll Hurt Me
    So it's like the old one, but newer?
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    12/02/09

    In reply to Optical Sensor-Laden Skin Gives Robots a Softer Touch
    I'm glad to know that the good people at Ghent University are building my future body, as it's no hidden fact that my ultimate goal is immortality. My only hesitation is that souls are real and won't make the transfer from my fleshy form on over to my robot body, resulting in the death of the "real" me but still leaving a machine with all of my thoughts and memories.

    Hopefully I can make this decision on my deathbed, knowing I'd die anyway. Or maybe I can do it knowing I'll sacrifice my soul as long as my mind and robot body will live on to do something I otherwise couldn't in my natural form, like avenging the death of my wife and children, who maybe died at the hands of an enemy of great strength who sacrificed his own humanity to become pure machine. The only thing that can stop him? Poop Cooper: Cyborg Detective. (My tagline of course would be, "The Man is a Machine")
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    12/02/09

    In reply to Optical Sensor-Laden Skin Gives Robots a Softer Touch
    That Bjork video is amazing. I saw the making-of video and it is surprisingly low tech.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/02/09

    In reply to I'd Call This Phone Cute, But I'm Afraid That It'll Hurt Me
    The phone really likes when you hold it up to your face and rub the *, 0 and # keys against your jawbone..
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    12/02/09

    In reply to I'd Call This Phone Cute, But I'm Afraid That It'll Hurt Me
    But can it transform into something that isn't a piece of shit?
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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    12/01/09

    In reply to I'd Call This Phone Cute, But I'm Afraid That It'll Hurt Me
    I think Bandai has the entirety of my allowance from ages 5-6 thanks to all the Power Rangers crap I used to buy.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/01/09

    In reply to Robot Dance-Off
    All those robots scare the hell out of me. I'm just going to watch ASIMO and let him warm my heart.
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    12/01/09

    In reply to Robot Dance-Off
    Did anyone explain to them what a "beat" is?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    12/01/09

    In reply to Robot Dance-Off
    Dancing Japanese robot school girls leads to dancing robot strippers, which leads to sexbots. Robot technology might be in its infancy today, but I like the way this is going...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/01/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Nooo mo Bureedo Ranna fo yuuuuuu!
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