Behold the wondrous miracle of nature! Follow along as famed naturalist and television host David Attenborough narrates the intricate mating dance between two members of the Half-Clothed Popstar species (Divas majoris).

This dance, though performed exclusively in front of national audiences, has only once been caught on film—in large part because everybody that watches it winds up feeling a bit pervy by the end and refuses to admit having actually seen it. Kind of like that video tape from The Ring but with more twerking.