If there's one thing you might actually want in your face or protruding into your kitchen, it's a bottle of wine. An aggressive reminder to take a load off is always welcome. And these wine holders can be arranged so the bottles form any shape you want.
Wine Cell created by Fiduz, a Danish design studio, comes in packs of three (though it's unclear how much each pack costs). The holders come in six colors and could potentially be used for an ill-advised, yet obviously awesome game of darts. Let it all hang out. [Bless This Stuff]