We have a long tradition of providing summarized encapsulations of topics that span a large swath of time. Here is an abbreviated chronicle of those bygone days:

In which people confuse Skynet for aliens:

In which a lot of things look an awful lot like dicks:

In which cork is screwed:

In which there is a poop with eyeballs:

In which...well I can't really remember and also I have a splitting headache:

In which the room is literally spinning:

In which a man actually speaks into a phone:

In which we examine many balls:

In which I still haven't found what I'm looking for:

In which we leave out the "e":

In which hidden jokes save programmers from a death of the soul: