Mere days after Star Wars: The Force Awakens hit theaters, a hilarious fake Kylo Ren Twitter feed instantly went viral. Well another huge spoiler from the film has now made its way on Twitter and it’s related to Luke Skywalker.
Massive spoilers for The Force Awakens follow.
The account is called @VeryLonelyLuke which, of course, is because Luke Skywalker has spent God knows how long “vanished” on a sparse planet recently revealed to be called Ahch-To. From his isolated island, @VeryLonelyLuke ponders on the nature of Star Wars and what it’s like to be oh, so alone. Here are some of the highlights.
What if someone comes here when I'm asleep?
They won't find me.
Then they'll leave.
I need more coffee.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016
When Darth Vader took of his helmet, I was horrified.
My dad, the man who gave me half his DNA, was bald.
I'd rather die than lose my hair
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016
It's been 20 years since I've seen another person.
Why did I think this was a good idea again?
Oh, yeah. I remember.
Because I'm an idiot
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016
Since we know Rey now visits Luke there, is Luke’s Twitter account actually tweeting from the past? Is this a prequel? Only @VeryLonelyLuke would know.
See many more really funny and sad tweets at @VeryLonelyLuke. And to read more about that mysterious planet he’s on, check out the first Morning Spoilers of 2016.
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