There is no greater tragedy than trying to remove a single piece of pizza from a box only to have half the pizza's toppings come with it because it wasn't properly sliced. The solution is to either find a pizza place where the employees actually care, or buy yourself a pizza cutter and slice it up yourself. And if you're a Ghostbusters fan (who isn't?) this Slimer slicer seems about as good a choice as any.
Known for his slovenly consumption of food even more than his ability to slime, you'll unfortunately have to wait until September to get your hands on this officially-licensed Ghostbusters Slimer (AKA a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a class-five full roaming vapor) pizza cutter. But you can pre-order it now from Entertainment Earth for $14, and just keep humming Ray Parker Jr.'s theme song in your head for the next five months until it arrives. [Entertainment Earth via GeekAlerts]