Do you have a really, really hard time getting out of bed in the morning but lack the funds to hire a Japanese guy to torture you awake? Well, the Alertmaster is here for you.
https://gizmodo.com/japanese-extreme-wake-up-service-vacuums-your-face-sho-221723
It features three different ways to get you roused, with a flashing light, a bed shaker and a vibrating personal signaler that you keep on your person. It’s really designed for people with hearing loss to hear the doorbell or the phone, but I’m sure it’ll do wonders for your deep-sleeping ass as well.
Product Page [via UberReview]
