Yet another horrifying face-eating zombie attack has occurred on this planet, therefore solidifying all prior assumptions that A.) zombie apocalypse is happening right now; or B.) that humanity is merely acting particularly terrible nowadays. On June 26th in the Chinese city of Wenzhou, a local bus driver allegedly tippled a little too hard, which drove him to bite off a woman’s face in the middle of traffic. Web Pro News has the specifics:
[A] bus driver reportedly stopped his bus in traffic, blocking a woman’s car. He then got off the bus, climbed up on the hood of the woman’s car, and began beating at her windshield. When she got out of the car in a panic, he jumped on her and began chewing her face. Allegedly, several people tried to pull the man off, to no avail […]
The victim will have to undergo plastic surgery to repair her nose and mouth.
Chinasmack also reports that the attacker (named Dong) had drank 1.5 jin [750g] of baijiu with his friends. But while most of the drinkers passed out, Dong went mad. Now sober, Dong is “filled with regret” and — as of this last report — is still detained by the police for assault. Time to prepare your bug-out bags, people.
Image via Xinmin.
