And while I understand that secrecy is paramount to success in today's extremely competitive market—hello, dear marketdrones—now I look at this story on the Worldwide Loyalty Team, and it makes me realize how much Apple has changed. From a happy hippie company, to a company that does KGB-style lockdowns and Gestapo interrogations that end in suicides.

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I wonder if the special forces have ever chased anyone through the Infinite Loop campus, dressed in their full 1984 regalia.

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I wouldn't be surprised.